Monday, February 11, 2008

Even the Republicans hate on the Republicans on that Olbermann show.



Go to about 4:15 on the video. Apparently the "liberal media" is finally wearing off on Ol' Pat Buchanan.
As much as it physically pains me to type this...well played, Pat.

Friday, January 18, 2008

The Post Where I Actually DEFEND Chris Matthews. Woah.



Full transcript here.

I know everyone's favorite hobby is to knee-jerk hate on Chris Matthews. And I understand the urge, I really do - but let's get some perspective. He often says stupid things, sometimes he's just over the top and ridiculous and sometimes he says things that offend. He's a smart person who says some stupid things sometimes. I don't know about you all, but I know plenty of people who fit that description - many of them are my friends.

Compared to the broader mainstream media spectrum, he's hardly the worst offender. Take a look at anybody on Fox news or Rush Limbaugh, etc.
Maybe because he's on MSNBC instead of Fox he's held to a higher standard. Maybe we expect more from him because of his resume, I don't know.

All I'm trying to say is that, though he may be a total blowhard, I don't find him to be a bad person...which is more than I can say for some others in his industry.

I do think the apology was sincere. I also don't think he'll be turning into Charlie Rose anytime soon - he is who he is and his show is what it is. But as ill-advised as his words sometimes are, I don't they are driven by malice.

Thursday, January 03, 2008

Cookie Politics

K: Okay, in one sentence, tell me when we'll know who won the Iowa caucus.

M: Hopefully by 11pm or so?

K: Okay, so tonight.

M: Yes. The Caucuses/Cauci/ALL TEH IOWANS CAUCUS EXCEPT PEOPLE WHO WORK NIGHTS starts at 6:30pm Iowa time. Then there will be some absurdity and eventually, they will announce a winner.

K: The process seems ridiculous. What with the luring people away with cookies and all.

M: It is totally ridiculous. And the sweet temptation of cookies makes it very hard to predict.

K: Because if it were you, despite your staunch support of Obama, if you'd been standing in like a group for ten hours holding hands or whatever the fuck they do and your blood sugar was low, you'd be hard-pressed to resist the temptation of an Edwards supporter promising you a delicious chocolate chunk cookie.

M: I would bring my own cookies so as to avoid such temptations. BOOYAH.

K: You're already smarter than most politicians. I mean, football players who make millions of dollars totally play hard in the Super Bowl so they can get free hats and t-shirts. Campaign volunteers make no money and can often be persuaded by the siren song of cookies.

M: Fuck. Now I really want cookies.

K: See? If I had cookies to offer you and asked you to do me a favor in return, it'd probably work. Obviously I should run for office. This is an especially good idea since I am part robot and not subject to the cookie weaknesses of mere mortals.

M: Whatever, dude. Some lobbyists from like, Wisconsin or Maryland could own your ass with offers of cheese or crabcakes.

K: You must think I have absolutely no willpower.

M: All I'm saying is that you'd sell out the American people for some gourmet cheeses in a heartbeat.

K: Well, shit, man, the American people need to take care of themselves. Girlfriend needs her Gruyere.

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Oh, snap.

I've been saying that a lot lately, it seems. Here's why I'm saying it today:



As they say here on the internet... PWN3D!!11!!1
Check the smile right before he says it - perfect. He doesn't usually truck with these one liners and sound bites, which is why his debate performances are often forgettable, but this was a great zinger that remained perfectly polite while diffusing her rude little interruption and it was funny to boot. Well played, Barack. Well played indeed.

In related news - the Bill Shaheen, the Clinton campaign co-chair for NH who implied yesteday that Obama may have been a drug dealer in his past "resigned" today. Hillary privately apologized to Barack at Reagan National Airport and the campaign maintains that the Clinton campaign co-chair does not speak for Senator Clinton or her campaign campaign on this issue and the statement was not authorized or condoned. Meanwhile, some Clinton staffers got caught "sock-puppeting" at BlueHampshire. You stay classy, Clinton Campaign.