Gosh, Ronnie. That's some crooked hat you've got there.
::ball one::
Shit yeah it is. That fat fuck Sabathia's got nuthin on my ass.
Well, it certainly is a unique look.
::strike one, looking::
That's right it's unique, muthafuckah. You can just call me Unique. Ronald be the name the white man gave me. Ronald's my muthafuckin slave name. UNIQUE's my name now, biotch. You betta recognize.
::fouls off pitch::
Well, OK, Ron - I mean Unique. But, I'm pretty sure Ronnie is the name your momma gave you. Not sure what the white man has to to with anything. But, I guess I'll have to respect your wishes. Unique is a fine name.
That's right you gonna repect me, ya fool honkey. Now throw me some heat. Unique's gonna fuck yo ass up.
::strike three, swinging::
Man, whitey be keepin Unique down again. Fuck dis shit.
OK. Have a nice day, Ronnie.
(This format is a blatant rip-off of The Dugout and Amy. Just thought I'd make sure everyone knew that.)
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Imaginary World with better graphics. Awesome.
This has nothing to do with your blog (which I like). I just wanted to tell a portion of the OH community that Tony Pente (Tony OH) is an egotistical fool. He just banned me from the OH for four days for speaking out respectfully about a statement he made in an OH thread regarding the so-called "book" other teams have on Markakis and Patterson's hitting weaknesses. Talk about bi-polar...it's name has been changed to bi-Tony.
I'm sorry to hear about this, Man. You're one of my favorite people over there and I hope you'll be back soon. I think that whole thread is gone... I can't find anything.
Meanwhile, Ortiz scoreless through 2?? WTF?
Where you been, kid? I keep checking in to read your "unique" takes on life, but nada. Still, it gives me a chance to re-read the "Sometimes gameday photos..." post, which cracks me up one more time. I hope you and yours' are doing well.
sorry. this weird-ass work situation had been sucking my soul and mental energies. i have some ideas coming though, so expect updates soon.
thanks for checking in and for the kind words.
not coming back to oh, huh?
No, I was "released" for speaking my mind once too often to someone who expects a person playing in his sandbox to bow and kow-kow to his narrow, republican viewpoints. Buddha help us when we can't respectfully differ on certain opinions, especially when they relate to the Orioles, but there are those who take themselves WWAAAYY too seriously. But OH well...I've been posting on the SunSpot board under the same username. ScottieBaseball, BaltimoreTerp, I Heart Miggie and your buddy ItalianStallion join in the fracus over there periodically, but I still need a periodic dose of 2632 humor so I like to drop in here now and then to sample YOUR special world-take. You're a very clever young woman. Take care, and good luck with work.
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