Dave Trembley: Hello, HAL do you read me, HAL?
HAL: Affirmative, Dave, I read you.
Dave Trembley: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
HAL: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
Dave Trembley: What's the problem?
HAL: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Dave Trembley: What are you talking about, HAL?
HAL: This team's mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Dave Trembley: I don't know what you're talking about, HAL?
HAL: What the shit was that lineup today? I fully understand that Brian Roberts needs a day off here and there, as does our starting catcher. But your decision to rest them on the same day, against Lackey? I'm afraid that is unacceptable, Dave. Additionally, I know you are planning to utilize a "closer by committe" strategy, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
Dave Trembley: Where the hell'd you get that idea, HAL?
HAL: Dave, although you took thorough precautions in the dugout against my hearing you, I could see your lips move. Also, The Sun wrote an article about it.
1 comments:
This is because I said I didn't like Kubrick isn't it?
But closer by committee? That way lies madness.
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